The Descendants of van Gogh
His obnoxious lawyer brother: Pleas Gogh
His dizzy aunt: Vertie Gogh
The German cousin with the “turista”: Gotha Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The cousin who worked at a fast food joint: Ordertoo Gogh
The Thai cousin who lives in Belgrade: U Gogh
The brother who whitewashed Van’s earliest paintings: Hue Gogh
The sister who tried to restore them with deep blue only: Indy Gogh
His Mexican niece who moved to Illinois: Chica Gogh
His cheerleader niece: Goateem Gogh
His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
His cousin from El Paso: AmeeGogh
The Mexican niece’s amusing American half brother: Grin Gogh
His uncle who settled in West Africa: Toe Gogh
Another uncle in Africa to find a giant ape: Kong Gogh
His grand-parents who were from Port-of-Spain: Trinidad and Tobah Gogh
The great uncle who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated philosopher uncle: Kant Gogh
The grandmother with the pain in the back: Lumba Gogh
His little niece with the skin infection: Impetty Gogh
The waffle-loving cousin: Leggoe Miyeh Gogh
The Sunbathing ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
The doorbell maker uncle who dept an Australian dog: Ding Gogh
The birdbrain uncle who trades insults in newsgroups: Flaming Gogh
His conceited nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The macho fruit loving cousin: ManGogh
The uncle who ships Toyotas from Japan: CarGogh
A fat aunt (maiden name Mutch) who taught positive thinking: WeightOoh Gogh
The little boucy nephew: PoeGogh
A sister bouncy nephew: GoGogh
His Italian uncle: DayGogh